THIS! IS! PRATAAAAAAA!!!!!

2008-12-26T17:13:00.002+08:00

WA!! so long nv post. THus the GReat 1 will post SOME vids.
actualli its jux for keeping records of these vids. cause... my bookmark is too full. =D

OK. abt the vids. IS ALL ABT SINGAPORE! the COMPLIED SEC 2 TEXT BOOK! wahahas. ALL From DIsCOVERY CHANNEL and eh. nice for boliao ppl. eh its all part 1. so PRESS URSElf! don noob.

FIrst VID.. HOW SINGAPORE WAS formed. tot tis did nth to mention singapore was a volcano.
ass.

next. ITS abt WW2 AND THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW WWII.

FINALLY. ITS. abt SINGAPORE NOW!!!
BEAT READING THE SEC2 TEXT BOOK!
eh. sia nv show me in tis vid. GAyshit. i was at the national paraade!

OK. 1 more. abt our MRT.! smth tat i didnt know. wat the shit. the gREAT 1 DIDnt KNOW abt TIS?

Late Character of The Week

2008-02-23T12:50:00.002+08:00

Gosh! I'm damn late! Late by.... 2 WEEKS!??!?!?! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!1111111ONEONEONE

Ok, I'm really sorry. It's late cos

1)I'm working

2)I'm hunting monsters.

Ok, if you still want it, here it is!

Man the man who is not yet a man but is 'the man' presents to you.....

キーボードクラッシャ
ki -bo -do kulassha
Keyboard crusher

The video that made him famous....

Name: Der Echter Gangster (The real gangster)
Age: I don't know.
Height:Gotta ask him.
Weight:Put him on a weighing scale ffs.
Loves:Crushing keyboards, singing along.

Now, why is he sooooooooo special?! I don't know either. Maybe because of his sing alongs?

Watch this.

Nice sing along eh? There's lots more... To help load faster, I'll just add 1 more.

Gosh... every character needs to have special skills or abilities, at least that's what I learnt in school. Just applying it here. So, here are some of his skills.

Of course, he's not called the keyboard crusher for nothing. I'll not list his basic capabilities for his name suggests it all.

Skill 1)
Name:Tapioca pan
Read as:Ta pi yo ka pan
What it does:
Basically it's a bun making technique. Out of nowhere, he can conjure tapioca buns and either eat them to heal himself or force them down his enemies' throats and poison them with the buns. It also helps in his ultimate skill.

What I think of it:
Pretty much an original skill if you ask me. Very useful too! If you get stuck in a situation, just pop a bun and you're good to go. Or you can use it to poison unwary hungry enemies. Also, not forgetting that it makes his already powerful ultimate skill even more powerful!

Skill 2)
Name:Ishpaladen Tornado Spin
Read as:Ish per la den toh neh doh spin
What it does:
This is his ultimate skill! When there's nothing else he can do, this skill will vanquish all enemies. It's a spinning attack in which the keyboard crusher spins so fast that he creates a tornado. The wind has been so strong that few keyboards have entered it and came out alive! The remaining few that survived it couldn't survive a second hit combo-ed with flying rock-hard buns.

As you can see, he is the bane of all keyboards. Hundreds and thousands of keyboards have been crushed by this single entity. Where does he get all the power you ask? I'll tell you.

Since ancient times, Gud has been giving special powers to special people. These people are known to all as Anjuls. Anjuls are always with us on earth while Gud watches from above. All Anjuls have their own special missions and qualities. It just so happened that this Anjul's duty was to protect keyboards but as the years went by, he saw more and more abusive owners of keyboards and his faith swayed. His corruption was sped up by the fallen Anjul, Lucyfur.

Today, Keyboard crusher stands for the bane of keyboards and represents the destruction of keyboards. If you see your friends mistreating their keyboards, they might be under the influence of Keyboard crusher, either that or they are seiten-nieces who worship Keyboard crusher as their Patron Gud. Just stay away from them ok? And be careful when they offer you buns.

Why is he the character of the week: I just felt like bringing more awareness to keyboard owners. Don't abuse your keyboards... yeah?

Man

恭喜發財!

2008-02-07T04:10:00.000+08:00

GOooOooooooNG hEEeeeEEeeeI FaaaaaaaaaAAAAATT cHOoOOOOoooOooY.................!!!!!

The new year greeting is around halfway through this clip.
Too bad, the owner removed the short new year greeting part. :(
I asked him about it and he said it wasn't popular enough so he removed it. Aww...

2008-02-02T22:19:00.000+08:00

Today is Rock Fest!
Yes, the festival that everyone simply loves! (Not me, I don't rly like it) But the VIP of this event had something to attend to today, but he will be with us and the rest of our clan tomorrow, the Second Day of Rock Fest. I hope we can get some interesting posts from the VIP himself, anytime soon.

Anyway, Man the man who is not yet a man but is 'the man' will be introducing to you ONE character of the week, every week starting from this week. Yes, every week not every month. I'll see how's the response... then decide whether I'll continue further. Today's character is none other than.... the VIP of Rock Fest!

Name: Reuben Quek
Age: 18
Height: 180 cm
Weight: XX
Loves: His mum, his socks, his future girlfriend and YOUR money.

Reuben Quek is the starter of the fabled Rocks Fest. Just a couple of weeks before he is legal, he set the annual Rocks Fest to coincide with his birthday which will be commonly known as Rocks Fest thus is shall also be known as VIP during the Rock Fest which will take place every year from this year onwards.

He is a good friend to have, really good. He's also a bad enemy to have, really really really bad. Sometimes he uses his brains to the point of geniustation and other times to the point of retardation.

He seems to hate irritatingly inconsiderate people but don't worry. In his eyes, every stranger he doesn't know is more towards the friendly side. As long as everyone else around you does not not hate you, you should steer clear of Reuben, and maybe everyone else too. :)

Why he is the character of the week: It's his week! <-- This gives me an idea.

To VIP:
Let's make Rock Fest last 1 week every year so that you can be the character of the week every year.

Hope you liked the present. Next year I'll get you something nicer if you don't like this one. Happy Rocks Fest.

Man

2008-01-31T23:52:00.000+08:00

OOO!!! 1 more day to the ROCKS Fest...
and today! introducing the ROck's fest Stars of ALL starS.
'The Rock'
hey Hey! the intro if u humans rembs.

The Rock VS the French

The Rock ownsss

and other nice Rock moments

and the ROCK returns in a days time =D

-1 more day
REUBEn rocks!

2008-01-31T01:45:00.000+08:00

O.o.. ah. ONE MORE DAY TO ROCK FEstttt!!!
WE WILL WE WILL ROCK UUUU!
GEt ur legs stomping and HAND clapPING. !
FOR uu cant escape the ROCKS! O.O
WAhahha!

o yeah. 1 more day to the FLOOD OF ROCKS IN TIS BLOG. be prepared.

REUben rocks!

Dynamic Entry!

2008-01-29T00:35:00.000+08:00

Hi, i'm the third and last owner of this blog but i'm not Gai, the super n2 bob head Bruce Lee spoof from naruto land in a village called Konoha who has a student called Rock Lee, another spoof of Bruce Lee who acts even more stupider than Gai himself who can use the Dynamic Entry too.

Anyway, we will sign off our entries with our own... nicknames, so to say. Anyway, pictures coming in soon! So... look out for updates, ya?

Man

2008-01-28T23:39:00.000+08:00

hmm.This blog is so dead.Let me add some life to it.=D
Exams are finally over and holidays are next!Cheers!
First year of poly was rather slack, not to mention my unwillingness to study there.Hope everything change for the better next year.

Shopping for new year clothes tomorrow. Wonder how many things i would buy..

And yes! Pleady please give this blog some decorations!

2008-01-26T22:48:00.001+08:00

Yes!!
7 more dayss!
reuben rocks!
todys is a day full of rocks cause rocks rocks thus making we rocks and for the opening of the rocks rocker we love the rocks and today is the opening of the rocks days and the rocks festival which is the festival of the rocks 7 more days are u readyy? u better be, if not ur dead . his dead and she's dead and then all will be dead.

NO... ITS 1 more day TO THE ROCK fest.. OO my Gosh ur gosh and his gosh. okay.. alrite. breathe.. slowly.. mentally preparedd. yeah... breathe in... out.. alrite. now GO GET URSELF PHYSICALLY prepared. get OUT now and stop reading!

reuben rocks<--man force us to write name 1.